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The build up has begun.

The Cook Islands Poker fraternity has seen some quite frantic activity as a series of small games have been held. Mainly due to a number of the big guns seeking some serious game time to improve match fitness for the big one, the first of 3 majors for this year, the first main event for 2008 scheduled for 21 June at Baudinets. While the results of the small games are irrelevant, at least the games have kept some of the players sharp and most importantly confident, in the lead-up to 21 June.

Numbers are unknown at this stage but the host is banking on at least 12 players registering so that the two table format can be applied with the last 6 standing advancing to the main table for the night.

Lets take a look at the form of the field;

grant walker Grant (Boston Strangler) Walker

The reigning main event champion. Mixed results to date and failed to make the main table in last months bracelet game. However always a threat and if the cards fall his way could create history by being the first back to back main event champ.
Question: How many bottles of vodka will he bring?
1 Main Event win

joe brown Joe (joey) Browne

The inaugural main event winner, this man is always a danger. Unfortunately, in recent months he has only been a danger to himself. A long shot but if you like the long odds give this man a go. You might be surprised
Question: Who will bring his drinks?
1 Main Even win.

Aukino Tairea Taika (Tiger) Tairea

The main event champ in Aitutaki last year. Now one word describes this man. COMPOSED!!!!. The hardest man to read on tour, and our very own version of Doyle Brunson. If you call him, make sure you have minimum two pairs because rest assured he does or better. With 1st and 4th in the last 2 main events, this man is the clear favorite. Is in possession of a secret book on Holdem Poker and studies it intensely ... I'm pretty sure it is "Poker for Coconuts"
Question: Is false teeth an unfair advantage in Poker?
1 Main Event win

brett gibson Brett (Kipo) Gibson

Kipo!!!! My dear, dear Kipo. What can I say about Kipo. Bleed Bleed and more bleeding. Should he even be playing?????? Plays to be sociable but questionable if he should. Will not win or place and a long looonnnnngggg shot to make the final table.
Question: Has he any blood left?
0 Main Event wins

brett baudinet Brett (Bad Boy) Baudinet

Burst on the scene like Cyclone Heta and literally scared the belly button off everyone. However now each and everyone is on to his game and in most cases will let him do his thing and set the trap. Always trying to intimidate on the table and starting to get caught out. Despite his success in the monthly and other smaller games, has a poor main event record and is usually eliminated early. However is he a threat????? You have to say yes he is!!!!!
Question: Is this man the main event Bunny?
0 Main Event wins

glen armstrong Glen (MCI) Armstrong

He plays the game with heart, balls and other parts of the anatomy. Recently he has been taking down the bigger guns with ease as evidenced in last month’s bracelet game. He calls very often which is probably his downfall. Capable of making the main table.
Question: Is he the nicest South African you have ever met?
0 Main Event wins

haimona brown Haimona (Kiria) Browne

Hmmmmmm now this guy is a big gun. Proven track record, steady player, brave and reasonably composed. If there is such a thing as the top 3, he would be one of them, no doubt. Has not had the cards fall his way in recent times but on the table, everyone knows to watch him like a hawk. Give him an inch and he will eat you alive. Must go in as the second favorite behind Tiger, and always threatens in the main event. Not many are aware of his secret!!!. When his Aitutakian Maiden is near him he always, always gets good hands. Oh and yes has won the Main Event previously. Hint… watch this bet, if he throws 3 green chips on the table he’s bluffing.
Question: Is it not time for him to wed the Aitutakian Maiden? Hmmmmmmm
1 Main Event win

grant priest Grant (just Grant) Priest

I like to call this man the the "father" of the poker bible. He plays cards by the book ... poker book and not the bible. But if he calls you you better hope to have the bible by your side cause this man doesn't bluff and usually has the best hand. Is he a threat? Probably not but if they fall his way then yes he could be.
Question: Will god bless the priest?
0 Main Event wins

paolo cattania Paolo ( Mafia) Cattania

The calling Eyetalian. You raise he calls with no fear. Very quiet on the table. Done well last month to make the final table in the monthly bracelet game eventually finishing 4th. Might be the dark horse in his first main event.
Question: Is this the only Italian on the planet that does not like soccer?
O Main Event wins

apii john Apii (Arps) John

The whistler! Brings game to the table and is very capable having been schooled under the tutorship of Bad Boy Bauds. Can play and will play and can win it as long as he doesn’t partake in the amber fluid too much and too early.
Question: Is it time for him to teach his teacher a lesson?
0 Main Event wins

ants wills Anthony (Ants) Will

A confident player, a calculating player, a bold player. Probably the most scientific player of the group. Does not play as regularly as he would like but when he does, he will come after you if he gets decent cards. Renown as a levelheaded player, Ants playing style is a reflection of the respect that most players accord him. He is currently on a high after his beloved Crusaders took out the Super 14 title which could reflect in his approach to the game. And let it be known… this man is due!!!!. The 3rd favorite behind Tiger and Browne.
Question: Is it time to let the Bear play with the boys?
0 Main Event wins

jj brown JJ (JJ) Browne

The 3rd and most respected of the famous Browne brothers of the Poker community. Hailing from the Land of Ru’s Canoe where he established the minor league amongst his band of loyal followers, it is rumored that he may set sail for the big smoke with spear in hand and lay down a challenge in the first main event for this year. Has a huge disadvantage as he comes from inferior competition, nevertheless has wide experience and can argue that he has more game time than any Rarotongan. They play ten days a week over there. Yes this guy can win it if he comes.
Question: Who is the greatest Browne of them all?
0 Main Event wins.

brent york Brent (Yorkie) York

This man is the current bracelet holder following his brilliant win in last months bracelet game. He is also the first winner of a game where we had split tables. So what does that tell you? Yup he’s got game. Raised with a tough as nails rugby league background in Auckland Yorkie has no fear. His problem is that he’s a boring old fart and doesn’t say boo to a dead donkey.
Question: What’s Chinese for ALL IN !!!?
0 Main Event wins.

ed pittman Ed (Tik Tok) Pittimani

And we save the best for last. This man claims to intimidate … and we all chuckle at his entertaining but sorry ego. This man claims to have immense physical presence… and we agree for he is badly overweight and has a chest that most women would be proud of. This man claims Polynesian Machoism … but we all know that the Fijians planted the taro while he sat in the shade with his mate Mr B&H. So what is it with this guy? A great talker he is, yes indeed, but does he walk it too…. Rarely say most. For goodness sake, this man is unemployed!!! He hangs around Tavs claiming to be a businessman. Rumour has it that only yesterday he was sent home by the owner of Tavs to clean her house and hang out the laundry.
But does he have game?? Let’s see what the stats say. He is the current champ of the midyear main event… true that. He has come the closest to winning back to back main events… true that after winning mid year 2007 and coming second in Aitutaki. Wow this guy has got game and on the basis of that track record must be the 4th favorite behind Ants and slightly ahead of Walker.
Question: If he was to wear a bra, what cup size would it be?
1 Main Event win

And so the build up to the first main event of this season begins. Some players are on edge. Others will just be like Tiger and take it in their stride. One or two might even be wondering who Ned (the Dealer) Howard will favor in this one. All that being said, everyone is looking forward to a night of great fun, great entertainment and may we all drive home safely at nights (or morning) end.

Kia Orana

 


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